Absolute Sheer Bloody Genius
Backside firework prank backfires
"A man suffered internal burns when he tried to launch a rocket from his bottom on Bonfire Night.
Paramedics found the 22-year-old bleeding, with a Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket lodged inside him, when they attended the scene in Sunderland"
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"A man suffered internal burns when he tried to launch a rocket from his bottom on Bonfire Night.
Paramedics found the 22-year-old bleeding, with a Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket lodged inside him, when they attended the scene in Sunderland"
Click on the headline to read the full story.
11 Comments:
I was laughing hysterically then I read "scorched colon."
:S What a tool.
Bloody hell Kees.
The rocket had launched him all the way from Bristol to Sunderland !
That's odd. I'm playing Johnny Cash's "Ring Of Fire" right now.
He suffered a scorched colon ! And he didn't even eat Habib's Chicken vindaloo.
OMG He deserves a Darwin award for sure!
I was a little disappointed there were no photos in the article, until I thought about it. You knew it was only a matter of time, and I blame those Jackass guys(plus everyone who tries to imitate them).
That quite scared me.
The guy who did it must be *so* embarressed right now, not much can beat that.
"Ring Of Fire" haha
Agh, OMG! I've seen this done, but never backfire!
Cor, when he has to go for a number two, they better have some extra soft Charmin Ultra in stock for him.
Why does Johnny Cash suddenly spring to mind? :]
Tool is right Allison. Jeez louise.
Hahahahaha Ben! Coincidence indeed.
I know Mel! Me and my dad were discussing this, he said he should get a Darwin award and I said but he wasn't dead. But apparently he has burnt his testicles thuse eliminating himself from the gene pool et voila, qualifying for a Darwin award!
I'm sure I could find appropriate graphics to accompany this story Barb!
I know River, such very public humiliation :(
Dogga I don't get it - I don't get what is supposed to happen, I can't see it working any way :{
LOL! I wonder if anyone has submitted his story for a Darwin Award. *G*
I'm speechless....
Hmmm, got a bit of time on my hands, maybe I'll look into it Mel!
Will really there are no words :{
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