Thursday, November 09, 2006

Absolute Sheer Bloody Genius

Backside firework prank backfires

"A man suffered internal burns when he tried to launch a rocket from his bottom on Bonfire Night.
Paramedics found the 22-year-old bleeding, with a Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket lodged inside him, when they attended the scene in Sunderland"

Click on the headline to read the full story.

11 Comments:

Blogger Allison said...

I was laughing hysterically then I read "scorched colon."
:S What a tool.

1:53 PM  
Blogger Will said...

Bloody hell Kees.

The rocket had launched him all the way from Bristol to Sunderland !

That's odd. I'm playing Johnny Cash's "Ring Of Fire" right now.

2:00 PM  
Blogger Will said...

He suffered a scorched colon ! And he didn't even eat Habib's Chicken vindaloo.

2:02 PM  
Blogger mellowlee said...

OMG He deserves a Darwin award for sure!

2:40 PM  
Blogger Barbara Bruederlin said...

I was a little disappointed there were no photos in the article, until I thought about it. You knew it was only a matter of time, and I blame those Jackass guys(plus everyone who tries to imitate them).

5:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That quite scared me.
The guy who did it must be *so* embarressed right now, not much can beat that.

"Ring Of Fire" haha

6:13 PM  
Blogger Phil said...

Agh, OMG! I've seen this done, but never backfire!
Cor, when he has to go for a number two, they better have some extra soft Charmin Ultra in stock for him.
Why does Johnny Cash suddenly spring to mind? :]

9:37 AM  
Blogger karen said...

Tool is right Allison. Jeez louise.

Hahahahaha Ben! Coincidence indeed.

I know Mel! Me and my dad were discussing this, he said he should get a Darwin award and I said but he wasn't dead. But apparently he has burnt his testicles thuse eliminating himself from the gene pool et voila, qualifying for a Darwin award!

I'm sure I could find appropriate graphics to accompany this story Barb!

I know River, such very public humiliation :(

Dogga I don't get it - I don't get what is supposed to happen, I can't see it working any way :{

12:39 PM  
Blogger mellowlee said...

LOL! I wonder if anyone has submitted his story for a Darwin Award. *G*

12:18 AM  
Blogger Will said...

I'm speechless....

7:17 PM  
Blogger karen said...

Hmmm, got a bit of time on my hands, maybe I'll look into it Mel!

Will really there are no words :{

9:09 AM  

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